What is the definition of Islands Engineering?

Islands engineering is the art and science of crafting paradise on landslides, or as we like to call it, "coastal construction with a side of existential dread." Picture this: a team of eccentric engineers trying to build a floating fortress on a sinking island, only to realize that their creation might just become the latest example of humanity's misguided attempts to outsmart Mother Nature.

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Example sentence: "With islands engineering, we decided to construct a sentient, self-repairing fortress that could talk, but also decide to play hide and seek with the nearest shark for the next 10 minutes."